Get inspired with our collection of the best 2017 New Year wishes! Send heartfelt messages to your loved ones and start the year right.
As we bid farewell to 2016, it's time to welcome the new year with open arms. It's that time of the year when we all make resolutions and wish for a better tomorrow. But let's be honest, how many of us actually stick to our resolutions past the first week of January? Well, fear not my friends, because this year I have some hilarious New Year wishes that are sure to keep you entertained and motivated throughout the year!
First and foremost, let's talk about the most common resolution – losing weight. We've all been there, done that, and failed miserably. So here's my wish for you – may your cheat days be more rewarding than your actual diet days! Because let's face it, life's too short to give up on pizza and ice cream.
Now let's move on to the classic resolution – saving money. This year, may your bank account be as full as your heart after a happy hour with your coworkers. And if all else fails, may your credit card never be declined!
For those of you looking for love in the new year, my wish for you is simple – may your Tinder matches be as good-looking in person as they are in their pictures. And if that doesn't work out, may you find someone who laughs at your jokes and doesn't snore.
When it comes to career goals, may your boss be as impressed with you as you are with your own LinkedIn profile. And if that promotion doesn't come through, may your coworkers at least bring donuts on Fridays.
Now let's talk about the ultimate commitment – marriage. May your spouse be as supportive of your Netflix binges as they are of your dreams. And if they don't like the same shows as you, may they at least share their popcorn.
For those of you with kids, may your children be as well-behaved in public as they are when they're asleep. And if all else fails, may wine be there for you when they're not.
Now let's move on to health and wellness. May your gym membership be worth every penny and may your yoga instructor never catch you sneaking out of class early. And if you can't commit to either of those, may your Fitbit at least think you're active.
When it comes to travel, may your flights be on time, your luggage never lost, and your hotel rooms always have clean sheets. And if all else fails, may the airport bar be open 24/7.
Finally, my wish for all of you is to have a year filled with laughter, love, and happiness. And if all else fails, may Netflix always have a new season of your favorite show.
So there you have it, folks – some hilarious New Year wishes to get you through 2017. Remember, it's not about sticking to your resolutions, it's about enjoying the journey and having a good laugh along the way!
Introduction
It's that time of the year again, folks! The time when we say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. As we bid adieu to 2016, let's take a moment to reflect on the year gone by and make some resolutions for the year ahead. But first, let's talk about New Year wishes.
The Traditional Wishes
We all know the drill. Every year, we send out the same old wishes - Happy New Year!, Wishing you a prosperous New Year!, May all your dreams come true in the New Year! - you get the picture. While there's nothing wrong with these wishes, they do tend to get a bit boring after a while. So, why not spice things up a bit this year?
The Funny Wishes
If you're looking for something different to send to your friends and family this year, why not try some funny New Year wishes? Here are a few examples:
1. May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest never rise.
This wish is perfect for those who are feeling a little bit older this year. It's a humorous way of wishing someone good health and financial stability.
2. May the New Year bring you significantly less disappointment than the Republicans.
This wish is perfect for those who are politically inclined. It's a funny way of acknowledging the disappointment many people felt after the recent US election.
3. May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
This wish is perfect for those who spend a lot of time on social media. It's a funny way of acknowledging the fact that we often have hundreds of friends on Facebook that we never actually talk to.
The Inspirational Wishes
If you're not into funny wishes, you might want to try some inspirational ones. Here are a few examples:
1. May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! - Aleister Crowley
This wish is perfect for those who don't take themselves too seriously. It's a humorous way of acknowledging that we all make resolutions and then break them.
2. The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. - Melody Beattie
This wish is perfect for those who are looking to start fresh in the New Year. It's an inspirational way of acknowledging that the future is full of possibilities.
3. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
This wish is perfect for anyone who has had a tough year and is looking for a fresh start. It's an inspiring way of acknowledging that we all make mistakes, but each new year gives us the opportunity to try again.
The Personalized Wishes
If you really want to make someone's day, why not personalize your New Year wishes? Here are a few examples:
1. Here's to a new year filled with laughter, love, and lots of golfing trips with your buddies.
This wish is perfect for someone who loves golf. It shows that you know what they're interested in and that you want to share their passion.
2. May the New Year bring you all the success and happiness you deserve, my dear friend. And may it also bring you a brand new puppy!
This wish is perfect for someone who loves dogs. It's a personalized way of showing that you care about what they want and that you want to make them happy.
3. Happy New Year to my favorite travel buddy! May we explore new places and discover new cultures together in the coming year.
This wish is perfect for someone who loves to travel. It's a personalized way of showing that you value the time you spend together and that you want to continue exploring the world with them.
Conclusion
So, there you have it - some ideas for New Year wishes that are a little bit different from the norm. Whether you choose to go funny, inspirational, or personalized, the most important thing is that your wishes come from the heart. So, go ahead and spread some cheer this New Year's Eve! Happy New Year!
2017 New Year Wishes: A Humorous Take
As we bid goodbye to 2016, it's time to welcome the new year with open arms and a good sense of humor. While many people will be making resolutions they'll probably break by February, I'm here to offer some more achievable wishes for 2017. So, without further ado, here are ten hilarious wishes for the new year:
1. May your Netflix account never ask if you're still watching.
We've all been there - engrossed in a great TV show, only to be interrupted by that dreaded message asking if we're still watching. Well, this year, may your Netflix account never dare to question your binge-watching habits. Keep on streaming, my friend.
2. May all your baristas spell your name correctly, even if it's spelled 'Phoenyx.'
Let's face it, having your name spelled correctly on your coffee cup is an accomplishment in itself. But for those with unique or unconventional names, it can feel like a small victory when the barista gets it right. So, here's hoping that in 2017, all your baristas will nail your name, no matter how many ys or silent letters it contains.
3. May your smartphone battery last longer than a presidential news conference.
In 2016, we witnessed some of the longest and most grueling presidential debates in history. But let's not let that be a reflection of our phone's battery life. Here's wishing that your smartphone battery lasts longer than any political speech or press conference you're forced to sit through this year.
4. May all your online purchases arrive on time and without any assembly required.
Online shopping is convenient, but it can be a nightmare when your package arrives late or requires hours of assembly. So, here's hoping that in 2017, all your online purchases arrive promptly and fully assembled. No more missing pieces or confusing instructions - just pure shopping bliss.
5. May your Netflix queue be filled with only the best binge-worthy shows, and no Adam Sandler movies.
Let's be honest, Adam Sandler movies are hit-or-miss, and most of the time, they miss. So, this year, may your Netflix queue be free from any and all Adam Sandler films. Instead, may it be filled with only the best binge-worthy shows, so you can spend your nights and weekends glued to the screen.
6. May your coworkers never steal your lunch from the office fridge. Unless it's a sandwich with unpronounceable ingredients.
The office fridge can be a battlefield, with everyone fighting for space and snacks. But nobody likes a lunch thief. So, here's hoping that your coworkers respect your food boundaries in 2017. Although, if you do decide to bring in a sandwich with unpronounceable ingredients, you might be asking for it.
7. May all your Facebook friends take their political rants to Twitter, where they belong.
Facebook has become a battleground for political debates, with everyone and their mother voicing their opinions on every issue under the sun. But let's keep Facebook for cute cat videos and baby photos, shall we? Here's wishing that in 2017, all your Facebook friends take their political rants to Twitter, where they can hashtag to their heart's content.
8. May your Uber driver never ask you to play DJ with their aux cord.
It's always a bit awkward when your Uber driver hands you the aux cord and asks you to DJ for the ride. But fear not, because this year, may your Uber drivers never put you on the spot like that. Let them handle the music, while you sit back and enjoy the ride.
9. May your Instagram posts get all the likes, and none of the unsolicited DMs from randos trying to sell you diet pills.
Instagram is all about the likes, but it's not so great when you start receiving spammy direct messages from strangers trying to sell you supplements or diet pills. Here's hoping that your Instagram posts get all the love they deserve in 2017, without any unwanted solicitations.
10. May you never be forced to attend an unnecessarily long meeting again. Unless there's free food involved.
Meetings can be a drag, especially when they go on for hours and accomplish nothing. But let's not write them off completely - after all, there's often free food involved. So, here's wishing that in 2017, you'll never have to suffer through an unnecessarily long meeting again, unless there's some delicious snacks on offer.
In conclusion, these wishes may not change the world, but they'll certainly make your life a little more enjoyable. So, here's to a happy and hilarious 2017!
A Humorous Take on 2017 New Year Wishes
The Story of My 2017 New Year's Eve
As the clock struck midnight on December 31st, 2016, I stood among a sea of people in Times Square, eagerly waiting to ring in the new year. As I looked around, I noticed that everyone was busy making their 2017 New Year wishes. Some were praying for world peace, while others were hoping for a better job or a new relationship.
Me? Well, I had a different kind of wish in mind. All I wanted was for my bank account to magically refill itself after the holiday shopping season. As I closed my eyes and made my wish, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.
After the countdown ended, the fireworks lit up the sky, and the crowd erupted into cheers, I knew that it was time to start working on my New Year's resolutions. But before I could do that, I needed to know what other people were wishing for in 2017. So, I took out my notebook and started taking notes. Here's what I found:
The Most Popular 2017 New Year Wishes
- Lose weight and get in shape
- Quit smoking
- Travel more
- Spend more time with family
- Save money
- Find love
As I read through the list, I couldn't help but smile. These were all great goals, but they were also incredibly predictable. It seemed like every year, people made the same promises to themselves without ever really following through.
But then again, who was I to judge? After all, I was guilty of doing the same thing. So, I decided to take a different approach. Instead of making grandiose resolutions that I knew I wouldn't keep, I made a simple promise to myself: to laugh more in 2017.
And you know what? It worked. Every time I found myself stressing out over work or money, I would think of something funny and let out a good belly laugh. It wasn't a cure-all, but it definitely made life a little bit easier.
In Conclusion
So, if you're still struggling to come up with your own 2017 New Year wishes, consider making a humorous one. Whether it's to watch more cat videos on YouTube or to finally learn how to tell a good joke, laughter truly is the best medicine. And who knows? Maybe by next year, you'll be able to cross that wish off your list with a big smile on your face.
| Keywords | Meaning |
|---|---|
| New Year | The start of a new calendar year |
| Wishes | Hopes or desires for the future |
| Humorous | Funny or amusing |
| Resolutions | Decisions to change or improve oneself |
| Laugh | To make sounds with one's voice that express amusement or happiness |
Happy New Year, Folks!
As we bid farewell to 2016, let us welcome 2017 with open arms. It's that time of year again where we make resolutions we never keep and send out wishes to everyone we know. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
So, to kick off this new year, I want to share with you some humorous new year wishes that are sure to bring a smile to your face.
First on the list, May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. Let's face it, we all make lofty goals for ourselves every year, but how many of us actually follow through with them? This year, let's take it easy on ourselves and enjoy the ride.
Next up, May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise. Let's hope we can all keep our health and finances in check this year. We could all use a little less stress in our lives.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S. Let's hope we all have a healthy and prosperous year ahead. And hopefully, we won't need to see too many of those specialists mentioned above.
May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you. This one's pretty self-explanatory. Let's all strive to be good neighbors and spread kindness whenever possible. Who knows, it could come back to us in unexpected ways.
May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots. Let's focus on personal growth this year and surround ourselves with people who push us to be better versions of ourselves.
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. This one's a classic. Let's all strive for a happy and fulfilling life, no matter how long or short it may be.
May all your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year's resolutions. Again, let's not put too much pressure on ourselves this year. Let's enjoy life's ups and downs and learn from our mistakes.
May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter, and every window open to great possibility. Let's create a positive and welcoming environment in our homes and strive for endless possibilities in the new year.
May you get a standing ovation for all that you do and for all that you are. Let's celebrate our accomplishments and embrace our unique qualities. We all deserve a round of applause every once in a while.
And lastly, May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! Let's not take ourselves too seriously this year. Sometimes, it's okay to let loose and have a little fun.
So, there you have it folks, some humorous New Year's wishes to kick off 2017. Here's to a year filled with laughter, love, and lots of positivity. Cheers!
People Also Ask About 2017 New Year Wishes
What are the best New Year wishes for 2017?
Well, that depends on who you're sending them to. If it's your boss, you might want to keep it professional and wish them a successful year ahead. If it's your best friend, you can get a little more creative and wish them a year of endless laughter and happiness. Here are some ideas:
- May your 2017 be filled with joy, laughter, and plenty of chocolate!
- Wishing you a year of success, happiness, and lots of good hair days.
- May your New Year's resolutions be as achievable as your Snapchat filters.
Is it okay to send New Year wishes late?
It's always better to be late than never, right? Of course, it's ideal to send your New Year wishes before the actual day, but if you missed the boat, don't worry. Just make sure to acknowledge that you're a little behind and add a touch of humor:
- Sorry for the late New Year wishes. I blame it on the champagne.
- Happy New Year! Yes, I know I'm a little late. But in my defense, I was still recovering from the holidays.
- I hope your 2017 is so amazing that you won't even remember I sent this late.
What's a good New Year's resolution?
There are plenty of great resolutions to choose from, but here's one that's both realistic and worthwhile: try something new every month. It could be anything from taking a dance class to trying a new cuisine. Not only will it keep things interesting, but it'll also help you grow as a person.
Of course, if you're feeling a bit more adventurous, you could always aim to break a world record or become a millionaire. Whatever floats your boat.
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