Ring in the New Year with Style: Celebrate with Stunning 2016 Greetings Cards!

Celebrate the New Year in style with our 2016 Greetings Card collection. Send your warmest wishes to friends and family today!

As we prepare to welcome the New Year, it's time to start thinking about those all-important New Year greetings cards. Whether you're sending them to family, friends or colleagues, a well-chosen card can really make someone's day. But with so many options out there, how do you choose the perfect card? Fear not, dear reader, for I am here to guide you through the murky waters of New Year's card etiquette. So sit back, relax, and let's get started.

First things first, let's talk about timing. When should you send your New Year greetings card? Well, there's no hard and fast rule, but generally speaking, it's best to aim for the first week of January. That way, you'll catch people while they're still in the holiday spirit, but you won't be lost in the sea of other cards that arrive in the run-up to Christmas.

Now, onto the all-important question of what to write in your card. This is where things can get tricky. You want to strike the right tone - not too formal, but not too casual either. And let's not forget that pesky word limit! My advice? Keep it short and sweet. A simple Happy New Year! or Wishing you all the best for 2016 will do the trick.

Of course, if you're feeling particularly creative, you could always try your hand at writing a poem. Just be warned - this can be a tricky business. Unless you're a natural born poet, you run the risk of ending up with something that's more cringe-worthy than heartfelt. On the other hand, if you do manage to pull it off, you'll be the envy of all your friends.

Now, let's talk about the design of your card. This is where you can really have some fun. From cute and cuddly animals to glittery fireworks, the possibilities are endless. Just make sure that the design you choose reflects the personality of the person you're sending it to. For example, if you're sending a card to your boss, you probably want to avoid anything too childish or silly.

Of course, if you're feeling particularly brave, you could always opt for a personalised card. This is where you get to choose your own design and add your own message. It's a great way to show someone that you really care - just be prepared to spend a little bit more money.

Now, let's talk about the dreaded group card. You know the one - the card that gets passed around the office and everyone signs it, even though they don't really know the person it's for. If you're faced with one of these, my advice is simple - keep it short and sweet. A simple Happy New Year from all of us will do the trick. And for the love of all that is holy, please make sure you spell the person's name right!

Finally, let's talk about what not to do. Whatever you do, don't send a card that's too cheesy or over-the-top. And unless you're absolutely certain that the person you're sending it to has a good sense of humour, avoid anything too risqué. Remember, the aim of the game here is to spread a little bit of joy and cheer, not to offend anyone.

So there you have it, folks - my guide to New Year greetings cards. Whether you opt for a traditional card or something a little more personalised, just remember to keep it short and sweet, and above all, have fun with it. Happy New Year!

Introduction

It’s that time of year again when we send out our heartfelt greetings to friends and family, hoping that the new year brings happiness, success, and prosperity. But let’s face it, sometimes the same old greeting cards can get a bit boring. That’s why this year, I decided to spice things up and create some humorous New Year greetings cards that will leave you and your loved ones laughing out loud!

The Classic Joke

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking. That joke is old and tired. But what if we put a New Year spin on it?

Why did the calendar turn red?

Because it saw the new year coming!

Now that’s a joke worth putting on a greeting card.

The Resolutions Card

We all make resolutions for the new year, but let’s face it, most of us don’t keep them. So why not poke a little fun at ourselves with a resolutions greeting card?

The front of the card could say something like “My New Year’s resolution is to…” and on the inside, it could say “Just kidding, I’m not making any resolutions because we all know I won’t keep them anyway.”

The Hangover Card

We’ve all been there – waking up on January 1st with a pounding headache and a mouth as dry as the Sahara desert. Why not make light of the situation with a hangover-themed greeting card?

The front of the card could say “Happy New Year! I hope your head isn’t pounding as much as mine is…” and on the inside, it could say “Who am I kidding, we both know it is.”

The Age Card

Let’s face it, getting older isn’t always fun. But we can at least make a joke out of it with an age-themed New Year’s card.

The front of the card could say something like “Another year older, but still looking as good as ever,” and on the inside, it could say “I mean, if you squint really hard and turn the lights down low.”

The Hangover Recovery Kit Card

If you really want to go all out with the hangover theme, why not create a hangover recovery kit greeting card?

The front of the card could have a picture of a bottle of aspirin, a glass of water, and a greasy breakfast sandwich. And on the inside, it could say “Happy New Year! Here’s to a speedy recovery.”

The Anti-Resolutions Card

If you’re someone who thinks resolutions are overrated, why not create an anti-resolutions greeting card?

The front of the card could say something like “New Year, same old me” and on the inside, it could say “And I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

The “I’m Just Here for the Champagne” Card

Let’s be real, the best part of New Year’s Eve is the champagne. So why not create a greeting card that reflects that?

The front of the card could say “I’m just here for the champagne” and on the inside, it could say “But I’ll pretend to care about your resolutions if you pour me another glass.”

The “I Survived 2016” Card

2016 was a tough year for a lot of people. So why not create a greeting card that acknowledges that?

The front of the card could say “I survived 2016” and on the inside, it could say “And I’m ready to take on whatever 2017 throws my way.”

The “Let’s Make 2017 Great Again” Card

Okay, okay, I know this one might be a little controversial. But if you’re a fan of puns, why not create a “Let’s Make 2017 Great Again” greeting card?

The front of the card could have a picture of Donald Trump with a party hat on and on the inside, it could say “Because 2016 was a disaster, but we’re ready to trump it in 2017.”

Conclusion

So there you have it – ten humorous New Year greetings cards that are sure to make your friends and family laugh. Whether you’re looking to poke fun at resolutions, acknowledge a tough year, or just celebrate the fact that champagne exists, there’s a card for everyone. Happy New Year!

New Year Greetings Card 2016

Another year has come and gone, and here we are once again, writing out New Year greetings cards. It's the perfect time to reflect on the past year and all the things we didn't accomplish. But let's not dwell on that! Instead, let's procrastinate on our resolutions for just a little bit longer. After all, what's the rush?

Wishing You Less Mondays and More Friday Happy Hours

But seriously, let's start this year off on the right foot. And by right foot, I mean with champagne. Lots and lots of champagne. Because life is too short to drink anything else. So here's to less Mondays and more Friday happy hours!

May Your Year Be Filled with More Laughter than Awkward Silences

Let's make this year a good one. May your year be filled with more laughter than awkward silences. And if there are any awkward silences, just remember to break them with a bad joke. Trust me, it works every time.

New Year, New Excuses for Being Late

And speaking of bad jokes, let's make some new ones this year. Let's come up with new excuses for being late to everything. Sorry I'm late, I got lost in a Netflix binge always seems to work for me. See? Easy as pie.

May Your Year Be More Like a Netflix Binge Than a Root Canal

But in all seriousness, let's hope this year is more like a Netflix binge than a root canal. Let's hope it's full of excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of drama (but not too much). Life is too short to be boring.

Cheers to a Year That's Less Hot Mess and More Hot Cocoa

So here's to a year that's less hot mess and more hot cocoa. Let's take a page out of the Hallmark movie playbook and make this year a cozy one. Snuggle up with a good book, watch some holiday movies, and enjoy all the little things in life.

Here's to a Year of Being Unapologetically Weird and Wonderful

And finally, here's to a year of being unapologetically weird and wonderful. Let's embrace our quirks and let our freak flags fly. Life is too short to be anything but yourself.

Wishing You More Success Than Kim Kardashian's Instagram Account

So there you have it, my New Year greetings card for 2016. I hope your year is full of memes and less full of Mondays. I hope it's full of success (but not too much, we don't want to outdo Kim Kardashian's Instagram account). And most of all, I hope it's full of love, laughter, and lots and lots of champagne.

The New Year Greetings Card 2016

A Humorous Tale

It was the start of a new year, and everyone was excited to receive their New Year greetings cards. The postman had been working hard and delivered a pile of cards to my doorstep. As I sifted through them, I couldn't help but chuckle at some of the humorous cards I received.

Table: Keywords in New Year Greetings Card 2016

Type of Card	Keywords
Funny	Jokes, Puns, Cartoons, Comical Illustrations
Sentimental	Inspirational Quotes, Warm Wishes, Heartfelt Messages
Traditional	Images of Fireworks, Clocks, Champagne Glasses, and Party Hats

One card, in particular, caught my eye. It featured a cartoon of an exhausted-looking person lying on their couch with the caption, New Year's Resolution: To exercise daily...by running away from my problems. I couldn't help but laugh out loud at the relatable humor of it all.

Another card that stood out was a sentimental one that had a beautiful quote about new beginnings. The card read, Every moment is a fresh beginning. It was a perfect message to start the new year with positivity and hope.

Lastly, there were the traditional cards that featured images of fireworks, clocks, champagne glasses, and party hats. These cards were a classic and timeless way to send wishes of happiness and good fortune to loved ones.

In the end, I realized that no matter what type of New Year greetings card you received, they all shared the same purpose - to spread joy and happiness. So whether it's a funny, sentimental, or traditional card, always remember to cherish the moment and appreciate those who took the time to send it.

Happy New Year Greetings Card 2016: A Humorous Guide

Dear blog visitors,

As we bid goodbye to the year that was and welcome the year that will be, it is customary to send out greetings cards to our loved ones. But let's face it, not all of us are born poets or artists. Fear not, for I am here to guide you through the process of creating the perfect New Year greetings card – with a humorous twist, of course!

First things first, let's talk about the design. Sure, you could go for the traditional route and choose a picture of fireworks or a clock ticking away, but where's the fun in that? Instead, why not opt for a picture of yourself in a silly pose, or a meme that perfectly captures your sense of humor?

Now, onto the message. This is where most people get stuck, but not you – not anymore! The key to writing a great New Year's message is to strike a balance between heartfelt and hilarious. You want to show your loved ones that you care, but also make them laugh out loud.

Start off by wishing them a happy New Year, of course. But instead of the usual hope this year brings you joy and prosperity spiel, why not try something like hope this year brings you more pizza and fewer Mondays? See, easy-peasy!

Next up, try to personalize your message. Think about what your loved one is into – are they obsessed with Game of Thrones? Do they love puns? Use that to your advantage and create a message that speaks directly to them.

For example, if your friend is a fan of the hit TV show, you could write something like winter is coming, but at least we have each other to keep warm. Happy New Year, my fellow Game of Thrones fanatic!

Or if your sister is a pun master, try something like I'm not good at math, but I know that you + me = a great year ahead. Happy New Year, sis!

Of course, don't forget to add a dash of humor to your message. Whether it's a witty one-liner or a silly joke, make sure your loved ones can't help but chuckle when they read your card.

For instance, you could write something like may your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions or let's raise a toast to the things we can't change – like the fact that pineapple belongs on pizza.

Lastly, don't be afraid to get a little sentimental. After all, New Year is a time for reflection and gratitude. Let your loved ones know how much they mean to you and how excited you are to spend another year with them.

In conclusion, creating the perfect New Year greetings card doesn't have to be a daunting task. With a little bit of humor and a lot of heart, you can create a message that will make your loved ones smile and feel appreciated. So go forth and spread the cheer – and don't forget to add a pinch of your own unique personality!

Happy New Year, everyone!